Big Parliament

Auditions due for Scotland's very own Reality Show

Psst. Pssst. Want to make over half a million. A chance to become famous, appear on the Tele. No work involved. Sound too good to be true? All it will take is £500. And if you are selected in the audition, you get the money back.

This fantastic chance to become rich and famous doesn't come along every day. But, next April could be your chance. Register for a seat in the Scottish Parliament and this fabulous prize could be yours. Become a Scottish Jacobite Party candidate.

Interested? Let's give you a breakdown of this amazing offer.

Basic annual salary MSP £40,092
Members support allowance £56,600
This is for support staff etc. What are family and relatives for?
Edinburgh accommodation £10,600
This is for the Edinburgh pad.
Travel 20,000 miles at 49.3p per mile £9860
You have to be well travelled if you are going to make educated decisions
Overnight expenses £1,000
That's calculated on five nights in London, five elsewhere.
Employee Travel £2,960
For partner journeys back and forth
Family Travel £1,500
You get 12 single journeys per family member per year. We figured 2.5 children.

The Grand Total comes to a whopping £122,612 per year.

The really, really good news is that you can't be ejected from Big Parliament during the four year term. So, for the four years, you get £490,448.
Since you aren't going to do any work, the chances are that you won't get re-elected. No problem. You get a Winding Up Allowance of £18,867

This brings the Total Prize Money to £509,315

A cool, half million for an investment of £500. A chance too good to pass up.
Please, send no money now. We will be in touch to let you know how you qualify for this truly amazing offer.